You write me love letters with your father's pen.

"Millions of years of evolution, right? Right!? Men have to stick it in every place they can, but for women... women it's just about security, and commitment, and- and whatever the fuck else!
If you men only knew
But you're not the jealous type are you? You’ve never been jealous about me have you? And why haven’t you ever been jealous about me? You… are very, very sure of yourself aren’t you?!”

Eyes Wide Shut.