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Me: This feeling when your mom has more guys who like her than you do hahaha

SS: I just asked her to be my friend
 

Me: ....

If she had a coin every time some of my male friends try to get to her, 

she would afford a swimming pool in a living room

SS: Swimming pool in a living room is not very practical

Me: So what is then?

SS: a couch or maybe a chair

Me: hahahhahaha

table would be good as well

SS: yea, you're right

maybe a rug?

Me: swimming pool, what was I thinking?

 a rug would be nice as well... And a window

i like windows in living rooms

SS: and an armadillo to use as a foot stool

Me: 
hahhahahahahhaahahahaha